THE SEAT
The briefing started. The dog sat down first. Nobody had the authority to move him.
INULABS // LUNAR MEME OPERATIONS
THE DOG
GOT THE
SEAT.
SPACE CABINET INU $CABINU
One seat. One unmistakable Inu. Black suit. Gold standard. Cabinet meeting moved to the moon.
COUNTDOWN TO LIFTOFF
$CABINUSPACE CABINET INU — $CABINU 12:00 PM Central (CDT) / 17:00 UTCAustin, Texas · PRE-LAUNCH
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One launch moment. Every time zone.
MISSIONPRE-LAUNCH
TICKER$CABINU
OFFICIAL CALOCKED AT LAUNCH
FILECAB-001THE SEAT
THE DOG GOT THE SEAT ✦ CABINET MEETING MOVED TO THE MOON ✦ $CABINU ✦ MEMES OVER MEETINGS ✦ INULABS ✦ EARTH WAS TOO SMALL ✦
01 // THE ONE-LINE THESIS
ONE JOKE.
ENDLESS AMMO.
The internet does not need another 40-page story. It needs one image you recognize instantly and one joke people can keep remixing.
OFFICIAL CABINET POSITION
“If the chair is empty, the Inu owns it.”— Cabinet Command
THE TRANSFER
Earth conference rooms were declared too small. Operations transferred to lunar command.
THE ORDER
No speeches. No committee. Keep the memes moving and the cabinet loud.
THE RULE
Every post should be recognizable before somebody even reads the ticker.
CABINET DOCUMENTS // PUBLIC ACCESS
THE CABINET
BRIEFING.
One dog. One seat. A universe built to be remixed.
Space Cabinet Inu is an independent satire and meme project from INULABS. $CABINU is the ticker at the center of the story: an Inu takes the command chair, and the cabinet follows him to the moon.
READ THE MISSION TIMELINE ↓ CAB / FIELD NOTES / OPEN EDITION01 / WHAT WE’RE BUILDING
A recognizable comedy universe told through original artwork, short skits, meme packs, and community remixes. The website brings the lore, creator tools, and official channels together in one place.
02 / HOW TO TAKE PART
Explore Cabinet TV, download a meme, or use the creator kit to make your own transmission. Follow the official channels for launch updates and future community activities.
Visit the Meme Armory ↗03 / THE CABINET’S GROUND RULES
The mission is creative work and community participation. The timeline describes the direction of the project, not guaranteed delivery dates or financial outcomes. Future collaborations are goals, not announced partnerships.
Public figures in the artwork are part of the parody and do not endorse the project. Use the official channels to verify launch information and the contract address when it is published.
Check official channels ↗FLIGHT PLAN // THE ROAD AHEAD
MISSION TIMELINE.
Build the base. Keep the transmissions coming. Give the community a part in the story. These phases describe our intended direction; timing depends on the work, not a countdown.
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PHASE01FOUNDATION
ESTABLISH LUNAR COMMAND
Bring the INULABS profile, website, and official socials together. Prepare and launch $CABINU, with verified launch information shared through the official channels.
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PHASE02CONTENT & COMMUNITY
KEEP THE SIGNAL LOUD
Work toward a daily meme rhythm, release short Cabinet skits, and grow the community through shared jokes. Expand downloadable meme packs so creators have fresh material to remix.
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PHASE03PARTICIPATION
EXPAND THE CABINET
Develop community contests with clear rules, explore creative collaborations, and add new chapters to the Cabinet lore. Announce collaborators and contest details only when confirmed.
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PHASE04EXPLORATORY / NOT COMMITTED
BEYOND THE MOON
Explore larger media drops and practical ways to extend the brand. Merch or other physical releases remain possibilities to evaluate with the community; no products or release dates are announced.
MISSION NOTE / No price targets, market-cap promises, or unconfirmed partnerships. Updates belong here as the plan develops.
02 // CABINET TV
CABINET TV.
OFF THE RECORD.
Straight from lunar command. Four short skits. One very unqualified cabinet. Copy a script and make the next transmission.
EP.01CABINET ROLL CALL
“WHO GAVE HIM THE CHAIR?”
SHOT 1: Moon boardroom. Empty chair.
SHOT 2: Inu walks in and sits.
SHOT 3: Everyone looks at the Inu.
END CARD: THE DOG GOT THE SEAT. $CABINU
EP.02MISSION CONTROL
“EARTH WAS TOO SMALL.”
SHOT 1: Inu looking at Earth.
TEXT: “Return to base.”
SHOT 2: Inu slowly turns away.
END CARD: CABINET MEETING: MOON.
EP.03PRESS BRIEFING
“WHAT'S THE PLAN?”
REPORTER: “What’s the plan?”
CUT TO INU: silent stare.
LOWER THIRD: INULABS.
END CARD: MORE MOON. LESS MEETINGS.
EP.04THE PHONE CALL
“WALL STREET CALLED.”
SHOT 1: Phone ringing on desk.
SHOT 2: Inu ignores it.
TEXT: “They called again.”
END CARD: INU DIDN’T ANSWER. $CABINU
03 // MEME ARMORY
NINE POSTS.
ONE UNIVERSE.
Nine scenes from one very unqualified cabinet. From lunar boardrooms to unanswered calls, every post has its own photo. Download a meme and keep the cabinet loud.
04 // CREATOR KIT
LOOK LIKE
ONE BRAND.
Generate matching assets directly from the site so the Pump profile, banner and launch posts all look like they came from the same desk.
05 // BROADCAST ROOM
TRANSMISSIONS.
FROM THE MOON.
Messages cleared for immediate broadcast. Pick your transmission, copy the post, and let Earth know who’s in charge.
LAUNCH
CABINET MEETING MOVED TO THE MOON.
Meet $CABINU — Space Cabinet Inu.
The dog got the seat.
Everybody else can stand.
SHORT
BREAKING: the most important seat in the room is no longer available.
$CABINU
ROLL CALL
Cabinet roll call.
Dog: present.
Chair: occupied.
Meeting: moved to the moon.
$CABINU
MEME
Earth: “We need you back.”
Inu: *leaves message on read from the moon*
$CABINU
PRESS
REPORTER: “Who put the dog in charge?”
INULABS: “He sat down first.”
$CABINU
NIGHT
Goodnight to everyone except whoever left the command chair unattended.
$CABINU
REPLY
Official response from Cabinet Command:
“Seat taken.”
MORNING
GM from lunar command.
The dog is still in the chair.
$CABINU
06 // OFFICIAL CHANNELS
CABINET
COMMAND.
CREATOR PROFILEINULABSINULABS
OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESS
LOCKED AT PUMP.FUN LAUNCHTHE BRIEFING IS OVER.
VIEW OUR PUMP PROFILE ↗Independent satire/parody. Public figures appearing in artwork are not affiliated with, sponsoring, or endorsing Space Cabinet Inu.